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#188. (bogdank) - KRYMINAŁ DLA LUDZI O MOCNYCH NERWACH KRYMINAŁ DLA LUDZI O MOCNYCH NERWACH Madzia i Józef siedzią przy stoliku popijając wino. Józef: - Madziu, wyglądasz dzisiaj uroczo... Madzia: - Wiem. Przykro mi, Józefie, ale za 10 minut umrzesz. J: - Dlaczego? M: - Wlałam truciznę do twojego wina J: - Mi także jest przykro, Madziu, ale to ty umrzesz za 9 minut M: - Dlaczego? J: - Bo zamieniłem kieliszki M: - HAHAHA! Wiedziałam, że tak zrobisz, dlatego najpierw zatrułam twój. J: - Czym? M: - Trucizną z zielonej flaszeczki z apteki. J: - Przykro mi, Madziu, ale zawartość flaszeczki zastąpiłem odtrutką. M: - Odtrutką na co? J: - Na truciznę, którą wczoraj wlałem do butelki z winem. M: - Przykro mi, Józefie, ale tę butelkę kupiłam dopiero dzisiaj. J: - Wiem. Kupiłaś ją w sklepie Emila na rogu. Ja i Emil jesteśmy w zmowie. M: - HAHA! Emil i ja mamy od dwóch lat romans. J: - Romans, który tolerowałem, aby móc wejść w zmowę z Emilem. Madzia (zdejmuje maskę z tawrzy): - Idioto! Ja jestem Emil. J: - Wiem, Emilu, ze to ty. (Józef zdejmuje maskę) Bo ja jestem Magda, ćwoku! E: - Wiem głupia krowo! W tym temacie napisano 4 komentarze - zaloguj się aby je przeczytać. |
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